How do ya say there, bottlenose? Your favorite gang of rubbernecks are back in a big way, and to celebrate, we've created an all-new TheJerkyBoys.com! What's new, do ya ask? Well, how about some new prank calls, you smart-mouthed punk!?
After a multi-year hiatus, The Jerky Boys are back, this time with an all new internet presence. Not only does the new merchandise page allow you to download brand-new Jerky Boys prank calls, but we want the fans involved! All you gotta do is follow The Jerky Boys/Johnny Brennan on Facebook and/or Twitter, and on there you'll be updated on how you can be involved in some new prank calls! Perhaps your father just put a car up for sale, and you've been dying to get Sol Rosenberg to prank him ever since you were a little lunatic bastard? Or your friend had a drunken night out, and a phone call from Jack Tors or Rosine will put him in his place? Click those goofy little Facebook and Twitter icons on the left, and Johnny will let you know periodically when to send him victims. He will still be recording prank calls that are completely his own idea (this time using the likes of Craigslist rather than newspaper ads) and of course the always-classic outgoing calls, but with this internet shit becoming somewhat popular now-a-days, your old pal Frank is ready to take the "information superhighway" by storm; okay, rubberneck?? "Broadband" sounds like a good name for a female rock group! I oughta shoe you in the ass, woman!!
You want it??? YOU GOT IT!! New calls for the first time in damn near forever. Click on the "merchandise" page on the left. You got two nickels to rub together and you get 5 new Jerky Boys prank calls. But that's not all. Every month there will be a new Jerky Boys "6 Pack" released.
That's right, liverlips!! Tired of waiting years, no; decades for new Jerky Boys tracks? How about only waiting once per month?! All your favorite Jerky Boys are back: Sol Rosenberg, Frank Rizzo, Jack Tors, Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler, Pico, Rosine, Mike Deruki, Nikos, Kissel, Sammy Cox, and even some new Jerky Boys will be introduced! More incoming pranks! More outgoing pranks (except this time, perhaps one may be to your loved ones)! Each month, thejerkyboys.com is releasing 6 MP3s for $3.99! 5 brand-new prank call tracks and a 6th "commentary" track from Johnny Brennan (similar to the podcast) thrown in for free! Oh boy!
The MP3s download right in your web browser (like a regular link) and you save 'em to anywhere you damn well please. There's no copy protection or DRM or any of that trickery there. And you can log back into your account and re-download them in case you are a stupid bastard and lost your MP3s some how! Holy shit, watch me spin!